I understand how sissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no freakin way paper can beat rock, is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immoble? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I walways choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh **** I am sorry, I thought paper wound protect you, you a$$hole
2007-11-16 15:33:05 · 10 answers · asked by noodle_stupot 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah but when I play rock papaer scissors people dont say rock, big roll of printing press paper, scissors
2007-11-16 15:40:48 · update #1
ITS A FREAKIN JOKE DAM IT LEAST THE FIRST GIRL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
2007-11-16 15:41:56 · update #2
x^D ROFLMAO! *star* for you for this joke! It is something to really think about!
2007-11-16 15:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well good joke.. PEOPLE its a joke, have a sense of humor. and also the guy that gave website of the printing newspapers lmao.. funny
2007-11-16 16:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by John M4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see you have never been to court to find the real power of paper. Try and be a little more civilized and we will not have to put you away.
2007-11-16 15:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You obviously haven't seen the rolls of paper they have at newspaper places.
http://www.fmcsgvs.com/images/pprolls_01.jpg
you'd get "rocked" by one of those suckers.
2007-11-16 15:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the point is paper covers rock
2007-11-16 15:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice joke
2007-11-16 15:44:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know exactly whay your saying! rock beats all:p
2007-11-16 15:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lololol
papercut
2007-11-16 16:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i love this....what movie was that in?
2007-11-16 17:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by ishybug03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i should try that
2007-11-16 16:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋