Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .
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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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if u like it add stars plz
2007-11-16 14:25:24 · 9 answers · asked by muskaan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that was hilarious! you get a star! i wish i could give you more cuz you reeeeally deserved it. great thanks for the laughs! =)
♥nikki♥
2007-11-16 15:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 2)A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs but a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
2016-05-23 22:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by joana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-11-16 14:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
Suuuuper funny...... Here are few from me...
Every walk of life will contain ups and down, Flowers and Stones.........So my Sincere advise to you is wear chappals.
A toilet is like a committee meeting. ppl come with lot of pressure, sit create a lot of noise & ultimately drop the matter!
For more....... http://jokes.coolstuffs.in/
2007-11-16 14:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by santhosh j 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 14:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They all were good! I especially liked the one about paying up front!
2007-11-16 14:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv it like it said it
2007-11-16 14:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the fire at the circus, it was intense.....
2007-11-16 14:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Skateboarding is fun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-16 14:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Brownie B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋