The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,"Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"
2007-11-16 14:25:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi Jimi now thats funny. roflmao
2007-11-17 03:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 22:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liz Taylor found it in treatment for a fleeing second.....
2014-10-19 13:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom told me this one and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die!!! I love this joke!!! lmao
2007-11-16 22:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Black humour is my favorite shade. Great joke.
2007-11-16 22:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by FRANsuFU 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is really hilarious! Thanks so much for the belly laugh!
I p - - d my panties! CJ
2007-11-16 22:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny
2007-11-16 22:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2007-11-16 22:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-16 22:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋