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Either Dr. Jekyll would wrongly be sent to Hell to be punished for Mr. Hyde's sin of not believing, or Mr. Hyde would be the only non-believer in Heaven.

What would God do?

2007-11-16 14:10:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

Throw a Dice????



((((((HUGZZ))))))

2007-11-16 14:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Page 4 · 4 1

God doesn't exist sweety.

2014-05-04 12:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 2

Ah yes...a thorny one and no mistake. But of course Jekyll and Hyde were not by any means the first instance of split personality. There's a special department run by Clyde the Soulsplitter where these cases get referred before judgement can be made. In recent years, it's become known as the Sybil-Sorting Office.

Essentially, split personalities that function as whole entities within the same body can be separated once they're free of that body, as it's only the body that binds them. It's a delicate process, kind of akin to separating Siamese Twins, only with souls. Clyde's pretty adept by now though - he's been doing this a while. So you separate them out, despatch each to their individual fate and Hyde's your uncle.

2007-11-16 21:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

Probably hell since Jekyll was a willing drug addict and Christians will point out that he was subverting the will of God.

2007-11-16 14:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by Aravah 7 · 0 0

Send them to limbo. It's not like the two of them will know the difference.

2007-11-16 14:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Quonx. 6 · 0 0

The devil believes in God too.

2007-11-16 14:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 2 0

Are you planning to stop using someone else's character anytime soon? It was cute at first, but it's not anymore.

Edit: Thanks for changing back to your old self, and for being such a gentleman about it :)

2007-11-16 14:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 · 2 0

Split decision.

Is this the kids hour to ask questions?

2007-11-16 14:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Neither. They'd go to Disneyland.

2007-11-16 14:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yet another proof that timing is everything.

2007-11-16 14:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Give up and go to Tijuana.

[edit:] At least that's what I'd do.

2007-11-16 14:14:00 · answer #11 · answered by Ode to the Damned® ÆA NR 6 · 1 1

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