seriously why did the chicken cross the road, no joking.
2007-11-16 13:44:36 · 66 answers · asked by Sharoof 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to get to the other side
2007-11-16 13:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by Høмε Sкiℓℓεt ßisкεt ツ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It never crossed the road..Chickens are stupid animals and if they try to cross the road most likely someone ran over them..Now the saying is the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side...
2007-11-16 13:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by sweet_thing_kay04 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken did not cross the road. The road crossed the chicken.
2007-11-16 13:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
To get to the other side. Okay, you asked for no joking so I'll be serious. I PERSONALLY think that the chicken crossed the road because you know how chickens just strut around in circles, looping paths randomly all over the yard? Maybe this particular chicken was on the side of the road and he went guk-guk-guk-guk aimlessly around and happened to cross the road in front of him. That's what chickens do. That's why (according to me :] )
2007-11-16 13:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
To get to the other side. What else? Not only chicken dude but anybody who would like to get to the other side of the street should cross.
2007-11-16 13:48:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this is going to be funny to pick "Best answer" for
the chicken crossed the road
to prove to gophers and squirrels and other
rodents etc. that routinely get run over trying
that it actually can be done (crossing the road)
hahaha
2007-11-16 13:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross roads without having their motives called into question
Maybe she wanted to see if she had any guts?!?!?
Anyway, She could have flown.
2007-11-16 13:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by kelmel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was trying to escape from a group of Y!A members trying to ask him, "Why did the chicken cross the road?".
BEST ONE YET. WORD.
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2007-11-16 13:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To help the crossing guard chicken keep it's job.
2007-11-16 13:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the chicken that crossed the road.
It's the road that crossed the chicken.
2007-11-16 13:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by fatiimaq08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beacuse he wanted to. damn, why is everyone so obsesed with a chicken crossing a road? maybe there was some hot *** rooster on the other side and she felt lucky that day. or a worm was there. go read or something.
2007-11-16 13:47:43 · answer #11 · answered by person 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋