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I know you don't believe in it....but i was sick of all the condemnation and eternal damnation on here so its time to set things straight. there is a heaven and everyone is in. (the pearly gates are for show....souls pass right through them!)

anyway, have a nice day.

2007-11-16 13:42:45 · 19 answers · asked by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

this is my 2nd coming...beard is being worked on...so is the long hair! i'm in my internet phase. we didn't have this last time around and i'm kind of getting hooked.

2007-11-16 13:45:51 · update #1

yes, atheos is here. kind of wry humor...but he;s a good dude.

2007-11-16 13:47:31 · update #2

souls have trouble smoking because your lungs are ever so earthly....but you'll love the soul hooka i have.

2007-11-16 13:49:10 · update #3

19 answers

Yeah! Can we smoke in there?

2007-11-16 13:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by Daisy Indigo 6 · 0 0

Well it certainly makes a change from being condemned to hell but the Christians heaven wouldn't be my idea of heaven so I'll stick with eternal oblivion.

2007-11-16 21:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men."(2 Pet 3:7)

2007-11-16 21:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Answer 5 · 0 1

Will I meet Atheos, the lord of atheist?

2007-11-16 21:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by √ÔÍÇ€§ 4 · 1 0

My kid was right today is Nation Opposite Day! So, keeping with the spirit Thank you I do give actually give a sh*t.

2007-11-16 21:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 0 0

I'm not sure exactly what your question was, but when people ask me what's going to happen to me when I die, I answer:

The lights will go out and I will finally get some decent sleep.

2007-11-16 21:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Ramen! Pass the pasta.

2007-11-16 21:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

nice, cheers for the pep talk (nice shades btw, I think the romans wouldn't of hated you that much if you had them back then, lol)
Stay Cool

2007-11-16 21:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You don't look like the guy down the street who mow's lawns.

2007-11-16 21:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by Zay Bones 2 · 0 0

Not interested.

I don't want to spend anytime around an egomaniacal tyrant.

2007-11-16 21:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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