Ever since I put the fish on the back of my car and the plastic Jesus on my dashboard I haven't gotten any tickets. Before I would get them all of the time. Now the cops just give me warnings. Am I being protected by Jesus?
2007-11-16 13:30:55 · 15 answers · asked by my brain hurts 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He is proably putting an invisible aura around your car so that it can't be seen by the cops. Or maybe the cops are Christian and you are getting some sympathy from them. I may have to try that.
2007-11-16 13:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus probably isn't going to protect you from something you deserve to get. Perhaps the cops have felt bad but that does not mean that Jesus won't punish you for your wrong doings in another way.
2007-11-16 13:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Imagine the things you could cop with a Virgin Mary in the house or wearing a Jesus is my homeboy shirt.
2007-11-16 13:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's often on your record, in spite of in the event that they do away with it. the small print won't be able to be accessed, yet they nevertheless have it on record and it will arise with any history verify, and could impact your skill to get a job or a private loan for a house. good jobs do no longer hire people who've a record of no longer showing up.
2016-10-17 00:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by olmeda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Obeying the law does. But you are always under the protection of Jesus.
2007-11-16 13:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by E Doc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's the case, then Jesus is allowing you to break the law with lesser consequences. That sure doesn't sound much like the Jesus that the burning Hell fundamentalists talk about.
2007-11-16 13:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its probaly making you more aware of doing the right thing or finally becoming a better driver
God Bless
JJ
2007-11-16 13:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by Victoria 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it... I've got three fish on my car, and it hasn't gotten me out of anything.
2007-11-16 13:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't help people with their bad driving habits... so no.
2007-11-16 13:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♪ ♥ ♪ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you just jinxed yourself, prepare to get one next week! Muw ha ha ha ah aha ha ah ah aha ah aha aha ha ah ha ha ah ah ah ahh ah!
2007-11-16 13:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋