A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk’s habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
2007-11-16 13:29:36 · 8 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.
The next week he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your *** and go as a caramel apple.
Star if you laughed!
2007-11-16 13:29:55 · update #1
LMAO! Just shows that you can't satisfy some people... =^)
2007-11-16 14:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's some ideas: bo-peep a fairy a marionette doll (with the red circle cheeks, curled hair, a flouncy dress, vivid eyelashes and strings attached of course) a facebook/myspace page (use cardboard) someone from a certain time period 50s,60s,70s,80s(very fun!) or from medieval/rennaissance commonly known fictional charachter or a fairytale character-Rapunzel, etc. This one is pretty cheesy but one of you could string small ceral boxes on a piece of rope then stick forks thru the boxes and wear it around your neck (hence THE CEREAL Killer)get it?? Yeah that one might be to "gay" for you (since 13yr olds who do matching costumes are) but its just a suggestion.
2016-05-23 22:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok really. That was funny!!! Definately deserve a star! Where did you find that?
2007-11-16 13:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice lol good 1
2007-11-16 13:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by libra181994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-16 13:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Høмε Sкiℓℓεt ßisкεt ツ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i liked course i'm bored lol...best one i've seen so far tonight
2007-11-16 13:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Emma....
You haven't seen mine?????
Mine is funnier...
2007-11-16 13:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by professortvz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh
2007-11-16 13:44:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋