off a truck driver.He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did,he got out of his truck & pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.He drew a circle on the side of the road & gruffly commanded to the blonde,"Stand in that circle & DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car & cut up her leather seats.When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face,so he said,"Oh, you think that's funny?Watch this!"He gets a baseball bat out of his truck & breaks every window in her car.When he turns & looks at her she has a smile on her face.He is getting really mad.He gets his knife back out & slices all her tires.Now she's laughing.The truck driver is really starting to lose it.He goes back to his truck & gets a can of gas,pours it on her car & sets it on fire.He turns around & she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?"asked the truck driver.
She replied,"Everytime you weren't looking,I stepped outside the circle!"
2007-11-16
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