Joke--English to Chinese translation?

Question

English to Chinese fake translation of some common expressions. They are very funny, especially when they capture the Chinese accent! You need to read them carefully for the right effect:

1) That's not right........... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum ***
5) Small Horse.............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift....Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here.............. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone..... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of.................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive....Yu Stin Ki Pu

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Chinese Accent Translator

Answer 3

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Joke--English to Chinese translation?
English to Chinese fake translation of some common expressions. They are very funny, especially when they capture the Chinese accent! You need to read them carefully for the right effect:

1) That's not right........... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See...

Answer 4

Funny! 100!

Answer 5

ROFLMAO!!! I was trying to give it my best Chinese accent....it actually came out better than I thought! Making me laugh even harder! *star*

Answer 6

hello

Answer 7

Nice.

Answer 8

LOL
You get a star

Answer 9

ya you get a star for that!!lmao

Answer 10

funny