A baker hires a young female assistant who likes to wear very short skirts & a thong. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the assistant & glances at the loaves of breadbehind the counter.Noticing the length of her skirt & the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely. The girl nods & climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man, standing almost directly beneath her, gets an excellent view just as he planned. Once she comes down, he says he should get two loaves,as he's having company for dinner.
As the girl retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on.Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raiin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.
With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each male customer is asking for raisin bread,
2007-11-16 12:45:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just to see her climb up and down. After many trips she's tired, irritated and thinking that she's really going to have to try the bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd, staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the old man, "Is it raisin for you, too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "But it's quivering a bit!"
2007-11-16 12:46:58 · update #1
ha..the old man still got "happy"
very funny thanks
2007-11-17 12:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. For some reason I got a hankering for raisin bread. What did you say the name of that store was?
2016-05-23 22:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 13:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is why you are one of my contacts!
You are the only one who brings fresh jokes that I've never heard before! Good Job!
2007-11-17 06:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nearly choked on my scone fidgety.
I tell you what, there were no flies on those men.They all used their loaves!!!!!
That reminds me I must buy some bread today.
2007-11-18 23:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shocking! But amusing!
2007-11-16 13:14:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now. This is funny.
Mine was quivering a little just reading it!!
2007-11-16 12:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by professortvz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-11-16 13:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-16 13:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-16 13:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by Muscles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! Cute and funny!
2007-11-16 12:54:37 · answer #11 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋