3 red necks were out in the yard, and the first one stated to the other 2 that his wife was so STUPID, they asked why, he repliedshe says she needs a dryer,and she has a clothes line,
the second man said, my wife is so stupid, she thinks she needs a car to get to town when she has legs.
the 3rd red neck says NO NO NO, my wife has all yers beat.....the ask him why, he says I was going through her purse the other day and I found a box of condoms,,,, they ask how is she stupid for that...he replies (DUH SHE AINT GOT NO PECKER)
2007-11-16 12:27:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 13:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
Even though it was hard to read, almost like it was written by a real live redneck.
Saaaaay, is this a joke about your husband? Because THAT would be very funny!
2007-11-16 12:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 00:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh!
2007-11-16 12:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Wondering.... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a redneck if.... =^)
2007-11-16 15:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2007-11-16 13:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ! those.....
2007-11-16 13:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋