The new vicar's wife had a baby and he appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the new addition to his family.
The congregation agreed that it was only fair and approved it.
When the next child arrived, the vicar appealed and again the congregation approved the increase.
Several years and five children later, the congregation was getting hacked off with the increasing expenses. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night at the vicarage.
Finally the vicar stood up and shouted, "Having children is an Act of God!"
An old fisherman in the back stood up and shouted back, "So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"
2007-11-16 12:15:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha! You people from the U.K. tell the best jokes. (I'm assuming you're from the U.K. because you used the term, "vicar"
2007-11-16 12:19:30 · answer #1 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rabbi was driving down a dark road and suddenly had a head on collision with a priest, after checking for damages they both decided that it must be God's will that they were both unharmed. The rabbi also insisted it to be God's will that he was carrying a bottle of wine on the same night. After talking it over they decided to have a glass together to celebrate there good fortune. The rabbi went and got the wine and poured 2 glasses, and after the priest drank his he noticed the rabbi hadn't drank yet. The priest asked the rabbi "aren't you going to drink?" and the rabbi responded "No, I think I'll just wait for the state trooper"
2007-11-16 12:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by dr80475 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-16 12:20:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tend to agree with the fisherman .. i always pull out a rubber when its going to be wet...lol
2007-11-17 12:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Marcey J. Mildly funny.
2007-11-16 12:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by Yoruichi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!
A lot more people should use them. But in my case they wouldnt of worked. As I have a son that I conceived during trying to use them, and they broke. lol
I guess God intended for me to have my boy then. lol
2007-11-16 12:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by poetbjc64 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother always told to wear my rubbers when it rains. I thought she was talking about my boots. lol
2007-11-16 12:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by nexteltom17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
2007-11-16 12:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Stuntman Mike 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Trojan horse full of laughs.
2007-11-16 12:31:02 · answer #9 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey yeah. Funny
2007-11-16 12:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by cats mother 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋