Bob returns home a day early from a business trip and gets into a taxi at Manchester airport after midnight. On the way back to his house, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness as he suspects his wife is having an affair and he intends to catch her in the act.
For £100 the cabby agrees. They arrive at the house and Bob and the cabby tiptoe into the bedroom. Bob switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man.
Bob immediately puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it!! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Porsche I bought for you.....your Arsenal season ticket.....the house at the lake and your golf club membership and green fees."
Shaking his head from side to side, Bob slowly lowers the gun and looks over at the cabbie and says, "What would you do?"
The cabby says, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold!"
2007-11-16 11:56:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would have settled for the Arsenal season ticket Fidgety.
Everything else is a bonus!
2007-11-18 23:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 20:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
H*ll yeah! Daddy's got a Sugar Daddy!
2007-11-16 19:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lil Bit 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Had him write me a check so I'd b set for a while, shot him and her after it cleared, and moved to cabo.
2007-11-16 20:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He should have shot the wife & married the dude. :S
2007-11-16 19:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by >>Phoenix<< 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-11-16 19:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Punch line sure surprised me. I like it.
2007-11-16 19:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by TERRYTOONS 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one, I like it a lot!
2007-11-16 20:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-11-16 20:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny i would do the same lol
2007-11-16 20:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋