when a man says...
"so, what do u do for a living?"
respond with....
"i'm a female impersonator."
when a man says...
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
you respond with...
"Do not enter."
when a man says...
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
you respond with...
"unfertilized."
when a man says...
"if i could see you naked, i'd die happy."
you respond with...
"if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing."
2007-11-16 11:38:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha. sweet. never heard 'em before. :]]
they were awesome!
and go Avril Lavigne! ♥
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2007-11-16 11:46:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never head egg one before. You have a face your mother could love and your father die laughing at.
2007-11-16 11:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 11:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
I've heard them before but it's still funny
2007-11-16 12:14:26 · answer #4 · answered by You're Driving Me Crazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard them. Loved them.
Haha!
2007-11-16 11:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by leslie005011 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one is funny
2007-11-16 12:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what that so funny, I'm not like that. I'm different.
2007-11-16 20:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but i have heard them b4
2007-11-16 11:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by sarahsweethearty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-16 11:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-16 11:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by Arabia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋