A mother and her young son, Little Johnny, are on a long-haul flight to America. Little Johnny, looking out of the plane's window, turns to his mum and says, "Mum, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
Stumped for an answer, the mother suggests that her Johnny asks the stewardess. Little Johnny promptly gets out of his seat and wanders back to the service area.
"Excuse me," he says to the stewardess. "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
"Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
"Yes," Little Johnny says.
The stewardess whispers in Little Johnny's ear, "Tell your mother it's because British Airways always pulls out on time."
2007-11-16 11:33:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tocco....did you not understand the joke? ;)
2007-11-16 11:44:25 · update #1
Plainly a case of withdrawal symptons Fidgety.
Glad he wasn't travelling on Easy-jet!The stewardess would have been stumped for an answer!
2007-11-18 23:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good old British Airways!
2007-11-16 13:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha nice one! star!
2016-05-23 21:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
Have a good day.
2007-11-16 11:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Sue F 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-11-17 11:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by snakefinder41360 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one x
2007-11-16 11:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny!
2007-11-16 11:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by leslie005011 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-11-16 13:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol. Thats great!
2007-11-16 11:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
hahaha fantastic
star
2007-11-16 17:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋