There's this man, he has 2 girlfriends. One called Lorraine, one called Deidre. He really likes Deidre, and isn't too sure about Lorraine. Suddenly one day, Lorraine is hit by a bus, and she dies in hospital. The man is upset, what does he say to himself?
I can see Deidre now Lorraine Has gone!
(I can see clearly now the rain has gone) < Song tune :]
2007-11-16 11:17:24 · 46 answers · asked by Zorro. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! That's pretty funny; thanks for the joke!
2007-11-16 11:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
lol.....at first i was like SAY WHAT>????
then i read "I can see Deidre now Lorraine Has gone!" and i realized what u mean!
LOL funny!!
2007-11-16 11:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Missy_Attitude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh i get it deidre is like clearly n lorraine is like the rain dats funny
2007-11-16 11:25:53 · answer #3 · answered by J' Taime 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He could also have said, If Lorraine is gone, does Deidre
follow?
2007-11-16 11:22:07 · answer #4 · answered by higgs2boson 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 16:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the suitable Son. A: I even have the suitable son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he would not. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he would not. B: Does he ever come homestead previous due? A: No, he would not. B: i assume you particularly do have the suitable son. How previous is he? A: he would be six months previous next Wednesday
2016-12-16 10:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by mcintire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Lydia
2007-11-16 11:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Blueblaze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why the f uck are peopl like that? no it didn't cheer me up... shut up if u were to be cheered up by a simple joke ur mental state would be extremely f ucked up
2007-11-16 11:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that took me a second but that's a good one. My favorite one has to be "What does it mean if you find a bear with a cold nose?".........."You're too close to the bear!" :-P
2007-11-16 11:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
a nice play on words
2007-11-16 11:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by e.e_triller 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's not that funny but it put a smile on my face. :)
2007-11-16 11:23:45 · answer #11 · answered by qtpie9374 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋