Does the prayer speed affect the speed of my internet?
Did you have any similar experience?
2007-11-16 10:15:26 · 24 answers · asked by Kaizar 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wait in line for ur prayer to be processed
2007-11-16 10:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by shishu45 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Undoubtedly. As long ago as 1932 Yuri Normaus of Lyre Laboratories proved that 56K prayer speed increased Internet speeds by 13%.
Even Einstein was convinced.
2007-11-16 11:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by davidifyouknowme 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think we should all start praying to Bill Gates, simply because he seems to be the only one who can get anything done these days.
And yes, signal-to-noise ratio in your prayer is very important. So important that nobody can agree on the correct ratio, which is why the Church of Microsoft has already split into the XPers and the Vistafarians, and they cordially despise each other.
2007-11-16 10:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Prayer helps if it is Gods will, maybe someone on here is doing some work for the Lord and someone is being saved, don't know, you just got to pray, and know that Gods plan is always at work.
2007-11-16 10:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have been able to take a nap just waiting for Vista to boot in the morning. I agree with another poster, try version of God 2.0 to speed up the web. I went to cable internet because I was so tired of waiting for the dial up.
2007-11-16 10:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by samadhisativa 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Prayer is just as good for internet speed as it is for anything else.
2007-11-16 10:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes - prayer could help - you to come to a practical decision.
2007-11-16 10:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by cheir 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gives you something to do while the page is loading.
It's sort of like pushing the elevator button multiple times.
2007-11-16 10:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is the speed of your computer in line with Gods will?????
2007-11-16 10:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by preacher 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Comcast helps
2007-11-16 10:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋