Three Sisters?

Question

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and
see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," as she knocks on her wooden table for good measure." She then yells,”I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door."
"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn’t it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer.
WHAT A CHOICE
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she
just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself she must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing It.! She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said,” Mildred, do you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Crap, am I driving?"
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her
car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher say, "Stay calm, Maam, an officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard.",
He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US, PLEASE!!!!

I am sorry it is so long. This is the way it goes. Thanks for the thumbs up. back to you all that deserve it.

Answer 1

Each joke provided a laugh thanx

Answer 2

I like the one with the car going the wrong way on the freeway

Answer 3

Long but worth the time. DO you have anymore riddles? Had to read some twice to understand!

Answer 4

Wow! That first joke I had to read again, but then I really cracked up! Man, old age is tough huh?

Answer 5

Funny! 10!

Answer 6

Too long to read but I'll take the 2 points.

Answer 7

♥ I read all of these
♥ I think like almost all of them are hilarious! Expecially the old people playin golf one.
♥ I think about 2 of them I didn't get
♥ you get a star!
♥ thanks for the laugh!

••**♥nikki♥**••

Answer 8

Lol. I've heard most of those before.
funnyyy.

Answer 9

Yep it's all ahead of us

Answer 10

lmao lol dat funi