She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
2007-11-16 10:02:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please if you like these, put a star (interesting for me)
2007-11-16 10:35:52 · update #1
lol 10 funny have a star
2007-11-16 10:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by Dartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thougth theese are funny too:
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."
Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.
He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"
Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Hope these made you laugh too!!!
2007-11-16 18:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Alexis 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-16 18:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IVE GOT ONE!!!!!
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went out to a bar one night. the next morning the got together at a coffee house and the brunette said, " i was so drunk i couldnt get up this morning", then the redhead siad," i was so drunk i had to pee every 5 minutes", then the blonde said," i was so drunk i blew chunks". they were all laughing at each other then the blonde said," no, u dont get it...chunks is my dog!!"
I DONT CARE HOW DRUNK I GET I WOULD NEVER SUCK MY DOG OFF!!
2007-11-16 18:13:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about this: She thought the honor roll was a loaf of bread.
2007-11-16 18:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by I know a lil' bit about that 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe those are funny now to send that last one to my mom haha
2007-11-16 18:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by ღKrissyღ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that last one. That's one of the best ones I've ever heard.
2007-11-16 18:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol lol lol that was great
here's a funny one(all of yours are better)
when a blonde heard a man say that its chili outside
the blond came outside with a bowl
2007-11-16 18:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by natural cutie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
started a bit weak, but ended great!
2007-11-16 18:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true last one is a beauty lol
2007-11-16 18:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋