Which of the following, in your opinion, deserves the unconditional support of government?

Question

Which of the following, in your opinion, deserves the unconditional support of government? (Pick as many as apply; choices are listed in an order which could never be described as particular.)

A) Hinduism
B) Judaism
C) Buddhism
D) Astrology
E) Islam
F) Lutheranism
G) Mormonism
H) Catholicism
I) Tinfoil Hattism (I think I may have just made that one up)
J) Episcopalianism
K) Creationism / Intelligent Design
L) Rastafarianism
M) Pastafarianism
N) Baptism
O) Voodoo
P) Voodoo Economics
Q) Your Suggestion Here (please be entertaining)

Answer 1

R) Bistromathics. =0)

All of the support. I will conduct the research in bistros of my choosing.

Answer 2

I'd love to be a state religion. I present non-theist spirituality as self-exploration and fulfillment. But the idea of being A State Religion is completely captivating - like being a queen.

I wouldn't be a bully about it either. No burnings or anything. I guess you'd have to do a little bowing and scraping when you're around me,but that's not asking so much.

Tinfoil Hattists would be tolerated by official decree,although they would be expected to pay a special tax and live in designated areas. But that's not asking so much either.

I really think I could handle it all pretty well.

Answer 3

K. Creationism

If you really want to screw something up and can't think of a better way to do it then to place it under the unconditional support of our government. Just think, in order for someone to argue that the earth was created in 6 days they would first have to fill out 20 different forms in duplicate and submit them to their Local Office of Creationism which would only be open on every other Saturday between the hours of 10:am and 1pm. You would need 2 forms of picture id, one of yourself and one of an ancestor to prove that you havent evolved.

Answer 4

Nothing ever deserves unconditional support. Ever. And I say that unconditionally.

But if I had to choose, I'd go with I) Tinfoil Hattism. The idea of the government giving unconditional support to people whose sole purpose in life is their belief that the government is out to get them... Nice.

Answer 5

I'm Buddhist and since it's not really a religion, I think it should be supported by the governmnet.

I am also a fan of the cat so I support tinfoil hattism

Answer 6

None, nothing deserves unconditional support and belief systems are none of the governments business. All believers should be protected to believe what they want and practice what they want as long as their practice doesn't interfere with another person's rights...pastafarianism is awesome though.

Answer 7

Tinfoil Hattism all the way! I'm tired of being discriminated against. They need to start teaching Tinfoil Hattism in schools right away!

Answer 8

None of the above, including protestantism, humanism, atheism and feng shui.

That is the biggest thing wrong with government, is its relying on bs to exist.
It exists for the people, to use for the good of the people, and not for businesses, rules, and drug/insurance companies or the permanent employment of politicians..

Answer 9

Separation of Church and State.. so its policy to support none. Now I think the government should reconize all legit. religions.

Answer 10

All of the above
The government also should be supporting anyone
who decides to take earlier retirement

Answer 11

If it was my money I would only support Tinfoil Hattism