The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What is the condition?"
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, reached into her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said... "Clean my house."
2007-11-16 09:45:27 · 22 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bloody hell..i just FELL OFF MY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! litterally ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha! ;)
2007-11-16 10:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 19:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before but it's still one of the funniest ones I've ever been told.
STAR
2007-11-16 18:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant love it
2007-11-16 18:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by lynda q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! And when he is finished, send him to mine i will pay $25
ha ha ha ha
2007-11-16 17:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by ann t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, very funny indeed.
2007-11-17 08:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard dis one b4 but stil gd...
2007-11-16 19:03:57 · answer #7 · answered by Arabia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-17 02:28:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's more like it - send him round !
2007-11-16 17:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by overmel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so funny
i loved it
2007-11-16 18:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋