A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her p*ssy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped
and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him.
The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my p*ssy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.
2007-11-16 09:42:55 · 18 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahh am getting the jist your on a dirty theme with these pmsl*
2007-11-16 17:37:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeeuuuuk
2007-11-16 18:32:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 17:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! well at least it wasn't his man juices he was using to turn the pages. She got a lil sumthin sumthin!
2007-11-16 19:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Lil Bit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope she said after that ' i hope you get a bloody paper cut then!' then walk out of the room and not give him nething for...a long time or atleast till he gets papercuts from his book he's "supposedly' reading....lol. sry... =D little to much thinking on that one.
2007-11-16 18:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww! :P That's gonna get the book all slimy!
2007-11-16 17:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!!!
Hih-lair-ee-us.
2007-11-16 17:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very good
2007-11-16 19:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by lynda q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, *.excellent and hilarious.
2007-11-17 08:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was kinda funny.
2007-11-16 17:46:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋