An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the intercom. He said to the copilot, "I think I'll go take a sh*t and then f*el up that new blonde stewardess."
The stewardess hears it, and runs up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on. She trips and falls in her haste.
A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a sh*t first."
2007-11-16
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