A couple have been dating for quite some time. He wanted her in the worst way, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he was all hot and bothered; and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel" She replied, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage." They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel." She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage." So he put his hand down her panties and took a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asked, " Can't we PLEASE?" She of course stated, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage." He begged, "Please, please?" and she answered, "No, no, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage." He suggested, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?" She said, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage." He begged and pleaded with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more, and we'll stop after that." She finally gave in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and that's all." He agreed, pulled down her panties and put the tip in... the sensation made him lose control and he shoved it all the way in, and he started pumping like crazy... she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and shouts, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT ALL WAY IN!" A little stunned, he said, "NO, absolutely not, a deal's a deal!"
2007-11-16 09:39:01 · 12 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10, * .excellent .
2007-11-17 00:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 17:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol hahahahaha
2007-11-16 18:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it nice 1.lol
2007-11-16 18:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha seems very familiar to me, down the years
2007-11-16 20:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-11-16 18:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by ann t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-16 17:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! i'm going to htink about this during church and burst out laughing....HAHAHA!!!!! (forgive me god...) lmao!!!
2007-11-16 18:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny.*
2007-11-17 01:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
2007-11-16 22:27:37 · answer #10 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋