Everything has a gender.............
Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated.
Sponges are Female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Your thoughts?
Not meant to be rude or mean, just for the laughs.
2007-11-16 09:11:48 · 24 answers · asked by . 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no Senator, no, you aren't. You ARE bald :)
2007-11-16 09:28:26 · update #1
I'm telling you- Women's Studies- It will be funny. Especially your bumper sticker question.
Ok so here is my theory-
Dogs are like men- you feed them, talk nice to them- and give them a little loving and they are happy. They don't care how dirty they are, they will trample their dirty selves right through your newly mopped kitchen. You yell at them they put their tail between their legs and then come to get some loving, as soon as you have given them love, they are happy again and all is forgotten.
Cats are like women with PMS- they have to be the center of attention, they have to have everything their way, they are mad at you for no apparent reason yet they won't tell you why and they refuse to tell you why. Even if you pet them or love them, they are still mad. They have a right way to do everything- like if there are 4 exterior doors in the house and you are by the front door, they will find the door, the farthest away to go out, just to spite you. If you make them go out a different door- they will pout around when they come back in. They are just plain onery for no apparent reason. They are the only one who can make any kind of change. They are constantly primping or cleaning their fur. I'm telling you cats have PMS-
2007-11-16 10:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-16 17:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem what did it teach us about women?
She rode Joseph's *** for the whole trip :)
Male Female, love em' both :)
2007-11-16 17:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
All of those quotes about women are pretty close to true.
How do you know an elephant had sex in the backyard?
The trash bags are missing.
2007-11-16 17:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's fantastic
and (speaking as a woman) fairly accurate.
Thanks for making my friday afternoon not seem quite so long.
2007-11-16 17:14:55 · answer #5 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't these be better in Riddles? Don't see the link to Religion and Spirituality. And I don't find them especially funny -- I ususally don't like gender jokes. (Not offended, just not amused either. Just my tastes, no offense to those who are amused.)
2007-11-16 17:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Rebeckah 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
quite funny but I do not know if I can come up with 2 more
2007-11-16 17:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL--true, true--thanks for the chuckle; it's a good way to end the work day.
2007-11-16 17:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny! What about...carpets are men, you can walk all over them as long as you let them look up your skirt!
2007-11-16 17:17:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Right on the mark!
2007-11-16 17:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋