why is harry potter so unrealistic??
its got a ginger with two friends in it
3 couples, a young couple, a middle aged couple and an old couple were all trying 2 get in2 ther local church. but the priest met them at the door and said, you can only join the mass if you can abstain from sex for the next 2weeks
so 2weeks l8r back come the couples and the priest asks them if they had sex or not. " no" answers the old couple " that was an easy test, we havnt had sex for 2years let alone 2weeks" the middle age couple said they found it hard but just managed it the last couple to be quizzed wer the young couple. " did u manage it?" asked the priest. " well. no says the young husband " u see, my wife was trieng to reach the can on the topshelf but nocked it off, so when she bent down to pick it up her *** was just ther and i couldnt help myself i took her ther and then" " u do realise u r banned frm the church now dont you?" sed the priest "yes we're banned from the suprmrkt as well"
2007-11-16 07:53:37 · 10 answers · asked by brizzlecity4life 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha the second one was really funny
2007-11-16 07:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 07:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-23 10:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-16 09:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha lol
2007-11-16 08:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-11-16 08:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-16 13:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by Arabia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, kinda gross but good ! hava star!
2007-11-16 08:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by bitten_pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-16 11:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by lynda q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it .lol
2007-11-16 10:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋