Mum and dad decide to have venison and give some to little Johnny and Katie, who've never had it before.
LJ: Whats this meat?
Dad: Why don't you try to guess.
Katie: Is it pork?
Dad: No.
Johnny: Is it Lamb?
Dad: NO.
Johnny: Well what is it then?
Dad: Its something your mother calls me sometimes.
Johnny: Quick Katie, spit it out. We're eating asshole.
2007-11-16 07:47:06 · 13 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 07:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Star xD
2007-11-16 16:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke.
2007-11-16 15:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny!
2007-11-16 16:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would she call him liver? (jk, dear/deer i get it) venison is deer liver right? either way i look retarded.
2007-11-16 15:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO that was funny
2007-11-16 15:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg that's hilarious! great joke. i loved it. =)
2007-11-16 16:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-11-16 16:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah - but it tastes like chicken!!!!!!!!!
LOL - Good one.
2007-11-16 15:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
2007-11-16 17:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋