Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said: "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you'd like to stay but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 6 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you've been here for 6 years now. You may speak two words."
Sister Mary said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that." the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."
After another 6 years, Sister Mary was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary .
"Cold food," said Sister Mary and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 18th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary into his office. "You may say two words today."
"I quit." said Sister Mary
"It's probably best.", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but b!tch since you got here
2007-11-16 07:45:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one! you silly, fecker.
2007-11-16 09:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 16:21:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hahahahaha Another reason I couldn't be a nun
2007-11-16 18:19:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nun the wiser.lol
2007-11-16 18:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha lol
2007-11-16 17:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie, but a goodie.
2007-11-16 16:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NEXT
2007-11-17 13:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by bigturkeyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhere in the heavens, God is laughing at this joke! I know I am! Thanks!
2007-11-16 15:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by DB 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok
2007-11-16 15:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Lexa ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋