Single women come home, look whats in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, look whats in bed and go to the fridge.
2007-11-16 07:42:07 · 26 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! So that explains the weight I've put on...
2007-11-16 07:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by glitsea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really? What women have you been around ??? In both my single and married years my routine was to go to the bed ( among other places ) and build up an appetite and then go to the fridge !
2007-11-16 15:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by Eileen B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think that most married women get very "comfortable" with their situation. In that aspect they aren't so worried about if their significant other will love them or not based on their appearance. The big trick is to be comfortable with who you are not what you look like. Alot of people that are overly concerned about what they look like on the outside don't have much to offer from the inside. It's good to "look" beautiful but "feeling" beautiful is even better.
2007-11-16 15:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by d.graft 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you are married to a fat woman you will never understand the full beauty of a fat wife. My wife was fat when we met at 250 and is now even fatter at 300. I could not be happier. Of course, she feels the same about me since I was 450 when we met and am now 620. You may be missing somehting here with your assumptions.
2007-11-17 22:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You answered the question yourself. See heres my take on it. Most of the time if both the wife and husband are attractive people they both stay in shape. This is so because they want to remain looking good for their partner. If a women has an ugly husband she then doesnt care about her looks and goes downhill and gets fat.
2007-11-16 15:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is not always true. I'm married, have two children and am 5'4" and weigh 89 lbs. I eat well and have always been thin.
i see plenty of overweight single women as well as married. I also see plenty of thin single women as well as married
Some married women possibly after weight gain with a child continue aggressive eating habits possibly
2007-11-16 15:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by lizards 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think that is pretty funny.
Way too many women on here taking it seriously. I guess they forgot it was a joke. Half of jokes are not true they are just funny.
2007-11-16 16:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by kks78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they get too comfortable with the partner and don't care what they look like. single women still have to find mr. right, so they have to look good
2007-11-16 15:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 15:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because before marriage women want to find a husband and they try to make themselves attractive but then after that when they found husband they don't worry about that.
2007-11-17 20:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good to know what I look forward to when I get married! LOL
2007-11-16 16:27:30 · answer #11 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋