Papa mole, Mama mole, baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
Papa mole stuck his head out of the hole and said ''Mmmmmm, I smell sausages.''
Mama squeezed her head through the hole and said ''Mmmm I smell pancakes''.
Baby mole tried to squeeze his head trhough the hole as well but there was no toom. He said ''Well all I smell is molasses.''
2007-11-16 07:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Still cute after all these years. Here's another oldie of the same genre.
Mama bird, papa bird and 2 baby birds are sitting on a limb. Mama bird says "My instincts tell me when it is time to mate". Papa bird says "My instincts tell me when it is time to migrate." Mama bird and papa bird continue to comment on their various instincts. Finally one baby bird turns to the other and says "My instincts [end stinks] too, but it doesn't tell me anything".
2007-11-16 07:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by wry humor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Safely & Permanently Remove Moles, Warts and Skin Blemishes
2016-05-17 10:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by Rilla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, FUNNY, for that you get a star.
2007-11-16 07:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once again, great joke.
2007-11-16 07:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by nerfpallys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.
2007-11-16 07:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by djshiggles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-16 07:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by Gemma M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋