What's the funniest / shortest / silliest joke (must be the same joke) that you know? Keep it clean or at least PG-13 -- they're always funnier anyway.
Here's mine:
Q: What goes, "ha ha ha bonk"?
A: A man laughing his head off.
2007-11-16 05:49:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your boobs on your back?". The camel says "Well, that's a strange question coming from someone whose wiener is on his face."
2007-11-16 05:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Inkey 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
What's red and goes up and down?
A tomato in a lift (elevator)
What do they call a pig with no eye?
A Pg
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No idea
What do they call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
How many elephants can you fit in a car?
Four. Two in the front and two in the back
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
What's purple and buzzes?
An electric plum
2007-11-16 06:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q:what is the similaritybetween micheal jackson and a s2?
A:little boys turn them on
2007-11-16 06:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What zooms along the river bed at 100mph?
A motorpike and sidecarp
2007-11-16 05:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is green has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
a pool table
2007-11-16 06:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
What's green and red and goes 100mph?
Frog in a blender
2007-11-16 05:52:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
whats pink and fluffy?
a piece of pink fluff
2007-11-16 06:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Q.once you let go of it you can't get it back .......
A...........Chose as best answer for ANSWER~!
2007-11-16 06:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋