2007-11-16 05:40:11 · 18 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then you breath fire on them (which oddly enough, has little affect on those damned to eternity in the inferno). Failing that, you go to purgatory.
Going to purgatory when you were supposed to go to Hell is like going to Applebee's when you had reservations at a French cafe downtown.
2007-11-16 05:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i called hell to inquire for you,
i am told that reservations are not necessary and you will not need to be concerned. also, there is no precheck or line to get in. people are going all the time and so far there is no backlog
the only thing you need to remember is unlike the hotel california, you will not be checking in either
they explained it as more like pushed or thrown in.
2007-11-16 05:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's why you need to join Hell Rewards club and you always get guaranteed reservations.
2007-11-16 05:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They let you stay at the Motel 666 for a reduced price.
2007-11-16 05:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is why it's so important to confirm your booking on here. Check with the Christians where you're headed.
2007-11-16 05:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just get a seat at the bar.
2007-11-16 06:09:20 · answer #6 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you believe that hell is a much different place than it used to be? Instead of fire, it is like a big car wash....a car wash for your soul. Lots of soap and water. No fire, no scary devils.
2007-11-16 05:47:24 · answer #7 · answered by Digital Age 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No reservations needed enter when desire.
2007-11-16 05:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by preacher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slip the host a $50 and they should be able to squeeze you in ...
: )
xoxox
2007-11-16 05:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you've missed the point.
It's heaven that requires reservations.
Hell has an open seating policy.
2007-11-16 05:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋