2007-11-16 05:33:15 · 20 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rush Limbaugh is doooooomed.
2007-11-16 05:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lambie
sounds to me like your already packing for your trip..
first of all, if your god is "all knowing and all seeing" then i really cant see any "body" kestering some oxycontin for the next stop on the "journey"..
secondly, i would imagine that if its "hell", then the minions of satan probably just give them away, but im also guessing that since it IS hell, and pain killers are your trip then youd probably have to suffer for eternal damnation without your fix..
third, arent you christians supposed to be forgiven when you cease to be here and go to wherever it is christians go.. do you think theres a long line to get in?? do you need to make reservations??
maybe you should find a religion where your good deeds are your reason for being allowed to pass into the next "plane" of existence, not by the grace of "your" god, who, it appears would actually send someone to damnation out of spite..
if you really need to ask this question then maybe your arent as righteous as you imagine you are.. if youre a christian isnt your god a benevolent and forgiving power..
been there, done that!!
2007-11-16 06:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by lugar t axhandle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We come in the world naked. And it is for sure we will go out naked. We dress the body in clothes. Yet when a person goes back home after a funeral. Is the deceases belongings gone? Does he or she complain when you sell their home or car? Do you find food cooked as usual and the trash taken out on wednesdays? Do you see or experience anything they once did to you are for you? Do they answer when you call their name? My Father died and I thought of these same questions. I looked on the floor at his shoes and they were still neatly in line across his floor. None of the things he once did will be done by him. Death is not a careless act. It happens. We may be careless when we do something. But we know God makes the choice between life or death for all of us. Yet we make a choice about hell. When we reject him.
2007-11-16 05:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New deal...30% cut of the profits instead of the usual 10%.
2007-11-16 05:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by chem sickle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want the morphine based pain killers.
2007-11-16 05:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He'll laugh because he switched it at the Firemacy to the placebo ones
2007-11-16 05:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by Hope 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meh? What's a supreme being gunna do, eh?
He'll send an actress named Lohan to rub your tummy.
2007-11-16 05:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
turn up the heat!
Here is a link I found elsewhere on here.
23 minutes in hell
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=648563944666093503
2007-11-16 05:38:37 · answer #8 · answered by Fishing for Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But, how would one go about sneaking a comforting myth into a scary myth? Heehee!
(((Dude)))
2007-11-16 05:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Make you nark on the person who gave em to you, then banish them to hell too, I guess.
2007-11-16 05:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by Kiwi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋