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FANTASTIC PERSONAL ADS
And who said all the good ones were taken ?
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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes,
Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on
Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by
long-time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable
woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of
hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
and shitty after a few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy
lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
cottage in the **** end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21
year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
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Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady,
for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing,
romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries
at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes,
seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM
and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has
an open-minded twin sister.
2007-11-16 05:28:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nicechic, no4 appeals to me, ah ah!
2007-11-16 05:45:08 · update #1
something differant, ah! thanks for posting!*
2007-11-16 05:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! 100!
2007-11-16 06:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what one are u going 4 then? lol
2007-11-16 05:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. laughed until I wet myself. well not really but it was funny lol
2007-11-16 05:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Brian I 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm i think i know a couple of them lol
2007-11-16 05:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by angela n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he! he!no wonder the irish are always smiling!!
keep on rocking no8!!
2007-11-16 06:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were brilliant and scary lol.*
2007-11-16 08:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there"s a few good one"s left then??! ah! ah!*
2007-11-16 05:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by Susan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do they come with bottle openers .lol
2007-11-16 08:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last one suits me,l.o.l.
2007-11-16 05:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very funny me gal!
2007-11-16 05:34:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋