I took my dad to the mall the other day. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response -
'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
2007-11-16 04:49:10 · 13 answers · asked by she_sucks@life 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
****SNORTING AND COUGHING*****
OHHHHH I HOPE THIS IS A TRUE STORY~~~~!!
IF SO..YOUR DAD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-16 04:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by foxinsox 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 13:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-11-16 13:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by Bloodsucker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-11-16 13:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by cupcakes519@att.net 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
Your Dad is gay?
A peacock is male, a peahen is female.
2007-11-16 13:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by patrick 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
DUDE AWESOME!! that was waaaay hilarious... keep it coming. Star for you
2007-11-16 13:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by cRedible!!! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL! Great. My class loves it too.
2007-11-16 13:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha , my dad will love that one!!! He doesn't like punk kids like that either!!!
2007-11-16 13:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
splendid, absolute cracker!!!!
2007-11-16 12:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Purbasha 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-16 13:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋