Little Johnny's mom was worried about her son because he was hopeless in his studies especially math and failing his tests. To improve his math, his mom tried so many places for private tutoring but nothing changed his grades.
Then his mom met a Priest of a nearby church and told him about her son's problem. The priest said
"Oh, don't worry we have special classes right here in the church for poor academic students.''
She decided to give it a shot and sent little Johnny for the classes.
From day of his first session, little Johnny surprised everyone with his drastic improvement in his academics and got A's even in math.
His mom happy, yet shocked asked him 'What gave you this sudden boost? Is it the teachers?'
"No" Johnny replied
"Then was it the environment or was it your new friends you made?''
''No..'' he replied.
''Then what was it?'' she asked curiously.
''Well, when I saw the man nailed to the 'plus sign', I realized they MEANT business.''
2007-11-16 04:43:02 · 11 answers · asked by cRedible!!! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(sputter sputter, damn sputtered in my drink again) good one!!! starred!!!
2007-11-16 04:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-16 05:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! Hilarious! Superb! Fabulous! Outstanding!
Mind-blowing! actually it's really blowing off my mind!
2007-11-16 07:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Teerna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look
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Whish they do
2007-11-16 04:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by alkhader_1882 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a pretty good one.
2007-11-16 04:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-16 04:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one!!! You get a star!
2007-11-16 04:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny! :-)
2007-11-16 05:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetpea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-11-16 04:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-11-16 04:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by mom o 3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋