I have read questions about "What would the 11th Commandment be?" And I believe I have found the answer.
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While Kellogg's Pop-Tarts are fully baked and ready-to-eat right from the pouch, if you prefer them warmed, Please Follow these Instructions: Toasting appliance and microwave capabilities differ by manufacturer. Follow the manufacturer's guidelines for safe use. Be sure your appliance is clean and functioning correctly. Children should always be closely supervised when operating toasting appliances and microwaves. No refrigeration needed. Pop-Tarts Toasting Instructions: 1. Remove pastry from pouch. 2. Warm pastry in toasting appliance at lowest or lightest heat setting for one heating cycle only. 3. Cool briefly before carefully removing pastry from toasting appliance. Pop-Tarts Microwave Instructions: 1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate. 2. Microwave on High setting for 3 seconds. 3. Cool briefly before handling.
What do you think?
2007-11-16 04:18:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think it is cool that this is the best way you can find to spend your time..........so you can make all of us laugh ;-)
2007-11-16 04:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 12⤊ 1⤋
Pop Tarts? I think the BOX has more flavor than those things. Pass the cheesecake, please.LOL
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-11-16 20:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, but the 11th commandment should be,
never leave pop corn, loose in the back of your pickup truck, when you are at the beach,
of course this is mostly a coastal thing, but the results and absolutely sinful.
2007-11-16 13:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I prefer my pop tarts frozen. Does that make me crazy?
Oh, and to answer your question, I'm not sure it's the 11th, but it's definitely one of them.
2007-11-16 13:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by peroxidekween 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hrrmmm, I see where you're coming from. But the 11th is "Thou shalt not get caught"!
nuts, I've now got the munchies for pop-tarts!
2007-11-16 15:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have you ever burned your mouth from the super hot gooey deliciousness of a toasted pop-tart?? do you say geeooooood dammmmminnnit like I do... that there is religion.
2007-11-16 16:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The 11th Commandment is:
"Jack shall not tease women about age or weight, or make bets that have to do with the Raiders winning any game"
Jack has broken this commandment many times
2007-11-16 12:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
It is very important to micro zap your pop tart for only 3 seconds.
I have tasted the dangers of questioning micro zapping, and it burns like the fiery pits of Hell.
2007-11-16 12:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
for some odd reason pop tarts taste better microwaved
i dont know why maybe its some kind of weird paradox
2007-11-16 12:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
It's a really good one, but I would put it as #12, after "Love your neighbor as yourself" (Matthew 22:36-40).
2007-11-16 12:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Forgive me for disagreeing with you, but THIS should be the 11th commandment:
"Thou shalt not park under a large tree, for if you do, many, many birds will doo-doo on your car."
Amen!
2007-11-16 12:25:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋