2007-11-16 03:58:35 · 23 answers · asked by . 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You don't want my car, it's a piece....
Aren't you going to be gone during the rapture anyway? lol.
Sounds like a guilty conscience to me....
2007-11-16 04:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Contrary to popular belief, the Bible doesn't teach that there will be a pretribulation rapture. Guys like John Hagee preach their nonsense because it pays good money to preach those lies. It is actually preconditioning for the day when the zionist Jewish state and the U.S. will claim the Messiah has come and will force all of us to bow down to some twisted mix of Judaism and Christianity or die. That time period will be tribulation for those who have God's laws written in their hearts and on their minds while those who play religion and distort it will gladly bow down to the lie.
When the actual rapture takes place at the end of great tribulation a car won't be of any use to you. You could take a ride on the space shuttle trying to escape and it wouldn't do you any good.
When you see Jerusalem destroyed you should take whatever car you have and go run for the mountains. Who knows, your time away from the madness of society just might allow you to hear that small still voice that can rescue you in your time of trouble.
Peace
2007-11-16 04:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Guardian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I go in the rapture, ANYONE can have my car ... and my house and all my worldly goods ... they'll be welcome to them!
Why should I care? They've served me well enough for all my life and I'm very thankful for them, but if I go in the rapture ... hey, I won't give those things a moment's thought. I'll leave them to the worldlings, while I go off and get a
... new body,
... new home,
... new husband and
... new future
- in heaven!
Yippee!! can't wait!
2007-11-16 04:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by homechrch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
According to Russian Ortodox the Rapture is this may, so e mail me with any swiss accounts and I will care for you pets.
Anything under 10k isn't worth my while
2007-11-16 04:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by frank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After the rapture you will be STUCK with everything this whole ugly world offers.
2007-11-16 04:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, it's an 07 Ford Focus - red. It's the one with the frog in the back window (one of those stuffed things you get from walmart to hold your cell phone)
If it happens in the next 4000 miles, you won't need an oil change!
2007-11-16 04:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sister blue eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeap
99' Ford Taurus with front passenger panel deer dent. Oh and the check light comes on just ignore it, it will go away in a few days.
2007-11-16 04:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My car is 20 years old and smashed up. Some crazy soccer mom hit me yesterday. You can have it now if you want but I don't think its worth anything. I can't drive it.
It is a Volvo though. Thoes things last forever.
2007-11-16 04:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any place that excludes my friends based on their intellectual beliefs can't be Heaven for me (intellectually, we're likely to all be wrong anyway). I don't want to go if I can't take you with me.
Instead, how about we'll drive my car together down to Pastor John Hagee's massive multi-million dollar mansion and throw an insane party.
2007-11-16 04:04:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if you really want to drive around in a 7 year old minivan with built in car seats!
2007-11-16 04:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋