T'was the night before Christmas -
Old Santa was pi*sed
He cussed at the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a*sholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days -
they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...
Those mean little sh*ts
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a*s and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year..
now you know the reason
I found me a blonde..
I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
2007-11-16 03:48:37 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PANOS dont you go resolving any of your jokes today, ive not had time to read any yet, thankyou hun.
2007-11-16 03:49:51 · update #1
Yahhh Xmas is canceled!!
2007-11-16 03:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-16 14:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have reposted this....get a hold of yourself girl
EDIT: hahahaha,I only resolve them just before they expire usualy,on the 2nd day.Gotta go digging the in box as the list is running out soon,what am I gonna dooooo?
Also yahoo is going to be off early sunday,and again.....what am I gonna dooooo????
Probably will just sit and stare at the blanc screen hehe.
2007-11-16 11:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Lol
2007-11-16 13:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lols at the AIDS bit!
2007-11-16 11:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by I ♥ Christmas. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Que lastima.
2007-11-16 11:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by Zakennayo :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-11-16 12:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shame
poor santa
2007-11-16 12:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by vibe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl hun
star time
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2007-11-16 18:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was freaking awesome
2007-11-16 11:55:55 · answer #10 · answered by ﻬhiƃhﻬ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋