In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER......
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
2007-11-16 02:57:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
;-)
2007-11-16 02:58:09 · update #1
lmao! are these for real?!
if they are then that just made them 10x funnier haha
starred!
2007-11-16 04:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL brilliant i liked the repair shop
2007-11-16 04:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-11-16 06:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiice.
2007-11-16 21:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by DAVE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL :)) Nurse to Patient, You look better with clothes on. Well thats what i used to say to my patients. :)
2007-11-16 03:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by flower19602003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-11-16 04:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that supposed to be funny?
i mean, a few were okay but i didn't get like half of them.
2007-11-16 03:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by LOSTfann 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for those! They brightened my day!
2007-11-16 03:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks my day is better
2007-11-16 03:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋