Where are Heaven and Hell? Are they, like, on other planets man?

Answer 1

I don't believe in either. But to answer the question I will use the Dante theory which is my favorite one. Beyond the Universe is hell (which is huge) then a tad beyond that is limbo, and then beyond that small section is Heaven which as described isn't as big as hell is. So, it's like layers basically, heaven being the last. It can be pictured as big circles interweaving each other.

Answer 2

You people certainly are funny. You still haven't found hell yet? The bible reveals exactly where hell is located. Why do so many people claim to understand the verses in the bible, yet still haven't found hell location yet?
Where is hell? Below heaven. Where is earth? Below heaven. Why are the two located in the same area, below heaven?
Pay close attention to these descriptions:
-Heaven and earth will be destroyed, but God's kingdom will stand.
-Hell shall be destroyed, but heaven shall stand.
There's two heavens: A real heaven and a false heaven. God's kingdom would be the real heaven. The bible says that the space where the stars and planets are located is the open heaven, the false heaven. Why would it be an open heaven? Open because sinners, humans can go there to the open heaven. Even the bible talks about the devil at times, being in the open heaven.
Hell is below the real heaven.
Earth and the open heaven is below the real heaven.
Notice that hell = earth and the slies 9open heaven.
All of you people, earth, planets, and stars etc are located in the realms of hell.
The real heaven completely surrounds the earth and its skies. That complete surroundness by the real heaven creates an enclosed space, a chamber.
What is a womb, an enclosed space, a chamber. The bible says that all shall be born into the womb. Notice it says "the womb" not "a womb". A womb is a encoled place where creations/delevopments takes place.
The bible says that God locks up his two sons in a chamber, until the one son learns to overcome the other son. Why does evil things still happen? Because the devil is still at work? Then wouldn't that mean that God's son still hasn't learned how to overcome the other son? Doesn't the bible says that the devil is still at war and building up its army for the battle in the last days against God's son when he returns?
What does the bible also say? Doesn't it say that all sinners that are delivered into hell shall remain there till his son returns in the last days and lift up those to be lifted up, and those to be destroyed will then be destroyed in the lakes of fire?
(Aren't babies deliver?)
Doesn't the bible warn that the dead will not remember and that they will be able to do what humans can do, speak etec, and be able to fell pain and suffering?
You people (sinners) are in hell. Why do you think that all people are delievered sinners at birth?
The bible warns that when God's son returns to the earth in the last days, not one man will believe him. I supposed by now you people can see why that is possible
Who can possibly believe a man who reveals the things that none of the people had ever learned before. Especially when there'll be only one man among the people in the last days who'll know better than to believe the false tachings.
It's something how the bible says that all shall know him, yet not even one of the people throughout history had noticed that there's no verse in the bible that says that even one of the people or angels will recognize him.
It's no wonder why the bible warns that he'll return like a thief in the night, when the people will least expect, and not even one man will believe him.
Have you notice what that's saying? That's clearly saying that not even one of them have yet been saved. To be saved you must believe his son, yet the bible says that even in the last days not one man will believe his son. Even the dead will hear him. Not even one man who had already died will believe him.
No one's saved.
How to be saved? You must believe his son.
Personally I have yet met even one man who believes God's son.
By the way, the bible clearly says that the people are not God's children. God isn't going to guide and instruct the people. If God isn't guiding and instructing people through the bible, then who is? That leaves the devil. Didn't Jesus warned that the devil is people's father?
The devil is guiding and instructing the people, while God guides and instruct only one man.
Why are there so many bibles that men had written according to their own understanding? What's the purpose for men to misinterpret and retranslate the bible? What is the devil up to? The devil is building up his army against the son when he's on the earth in the last days. Who's the devil's armies? Wouldn't his armies be sinners? Doesn't the bible say people are born sinners?
You people are unknowingly helping to turn yourselves and others against God's son in the last days, because of your hardheadedness and closed mindedness.
It's no wonder that Jesus warn the Jews that it's going to be the people in the last days who'll be leading the way to the slaughter house.
You people are build the path to the slaughterhouse wider and wider, and not sparing even one man from the slaughter.
It's amazing how so many people can assume things and be so convinced to know the things they don't actually know.

Answer 3

In the country of Israel, Heaven is located above Jerusalem and can be entered and exited using an escalator...oops...a ladder called Jacob's Ladder (Bible: Old Testament/Judaism).

Hell is actually the local garbage dump outside of Jerusalem which Jesus Christ referred to (Bible: New Testament/Christianity).

In the country of Italy, hell is a dungeon/gas chamber located under the Pope's Church of Rome where heretics are tortured, then burned to death. Heaven is a room at the Vatican, Italy called the penthouse/Sistene Chapel, where infallible unmarried males only called political Popes (who never, ever hide child crimes) are elected. The primary purpose of all Popes is declare that all Jews, Buddhists, and Protestants, etc., are going to hell.

There are many other definitions of heaven/hell too.

Answer 4

Heaven and Hell are concepts that were invented by man kind. They do not exist, simple as that, no more explaination required.

Answer 5

Like, dude, the kingdom of heaven is, like, within you, man. Hell, who knows, but when you find it it's like, man, all the crazy cats tripping on some bad acid, man.

Answer 6

I've always liked the "other planet" hypothesis for heaven, but I think hell is based somewhere on this earth (perhaps the center of the earth). Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Answer 7

I believe that hell is in the center of the earth. Heaven will be on the new eart, but I don't really know where God's throne is located at this time.

Answer 8

It's a little known fact that they are both located in a strip mall in New Jersey. There is also a Starbuck's and a party supply store.

Parking is tough.

Answer 9

Its very simple. Heaven and Hell are mythological places made up by proponents of religion. They don't exist as real places anywhere.

Answer 10

By believing in Jesus and being “saved” you will get one of the first seats up in Heaven to watch how the vast majority of the human beings including your “unsaved” family members and old acquaintances will be tormented down in a sulfuric Hell fire lake or what have you for ever and ever and you will get a chance to poke fun and tease at them all you want for ever and ever… That’s HEAVEN! No wonder Jesus said that you must hate your father and your mother and everybody else to follow him, especially if they are "unsaved" and go to HELL! You will hear a lot of “I told you so…” from Sweet Jesus!

Luke 16:23-25-NIV (Jesus is telling us…) AND BEING IN TORMENTS IN HELL, he* (*a rich man in Hell) lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. “Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; FOR I AM TORMENTED IN THIS FLAME.’(and Jesus all excited continues the story telling…) But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted and YOU ARE TORMENTED!

Hey, these are words of Sweet Jesus… he will enjoy watching the Christians teasing those in HELL!

Revelation 14:10-11 "he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. HE WILL BE TORMENTED WITH BURNING SULFUR in the presence of the holy angels and of the LAMB* (*aka God the Son Jesus Christ, and some Christians who will ALWAYS be with him wherever he goes/John 17:24). And the smoke of their torment rises FOR EVER AND EVER. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."

I hope that the Bible speaks to your heart my boy and do repent soon. OK?!