Improvised recipes. Can I fry eggs in engine oil?

Question

In the 1st & 2 nd world war soldiers were issued with curry powder as a survival kit to eat the odd rat or cook their boots. I,m not asking for advice on how to cook your Timberlands or Doc. Martens, but toothpaste could be used as a substitute for mint in boiled potatoes. So how about battery acid as an alternative to lemon juice? Or can you pickle those onions in sulphuric acid? Saltpeter is a main ingrediant in gunpowder, it is also a preservative, so will bullet cartridges have a place in the survival cuisine? And that engine oil would it have tobe a veg based one like Castrol R, it certainly smells delicious or would a mineral based oil be ok? What are your recommendations? So I can try them on my guests

Answer 1

yes if you want to kill yourself

Answer 2

I wouldn't serve engine oil to guests unless R2D2 and C3PO were the ones coming to dinner. Human can not tolerate battery acid in their digestive system,some people put it out in pans to kills rodents. As for mineral oil-it's use as a laxative is great-have plenty of toilet paper and a bathroom nearby for your guests. Don't believe eveything you read about survival kits or weird alternatives for food products, the results can be harmful. Common sense tells you that if you're lucky enough to have potatoes why add toothpaste?

Answer 3

Engine oil is toxic to the human organism; it bears little chemical relationship to plant and animal oil products. Battery acid is highly caustic sulfuric acid adulterated with lead (not so good for you) whereas lemon juice is citric acid (which just tastes tart in minor doses). Yes, saltpetre is a preservative, however it in enough quantity will kill your sex drive and eventually, you. Besides, gunpowder has many other compounds in it which are quite unhealthy (to say the least) for you.

Answer 4

in case you like Mexican Get some Chorizo beef or beef. It sounds like sausage even nevertheless it is not it quite is seasoning. shrink a chew off placed it interior the skillet that is going to turn to grease. Now cube your ham and onions fry interior the oil then put in the eggs you have blended and scramble all at the same time whilst cooked upload cheddar cheese the the right and canopy the pan so the cheese melts i exploit wheat flour tortillas. placed a number of the eggs and ham in a tortilla and roll placed extra cheese on the right placed warm sauce in case you like and consume some situations I placed chili over them put in micro wave warmth then upload chopped onions extra cheese and consume umum stable

Answer 5

consuming petroleum products would probably be really bad for you as well as awful tasting. if you want black eggs and serious intestinal problems, go right ahead and try some out..
im guessing itll pass right thru you really quick, so have a toilet nearby. then call a doctor.

Answer 6

yes try a litter tray from a few cats its good in a storm plus fry eggs in diesel oil much more refinened taste

Answer 7

Engine oil to harsh! and tastes bad! if you improvise its usaul in the recipe to make it taste better not worst?

Answer 8

Are you sure your vehicle wouldn't rather have his eggs scrambled?

Good grief, it sounds like your brain may be pickled in some form of liquid.

Answer 9

absolutely i wont hold the bucket time you puke thou thats the most daft thin ive eever heard.when we ran outa oil we cooked some sausages an used fat that came outa them.

Answer 10

No, you can't. In fact there has been a short period in China when people thought they could, and many died.

Answer 11

Try them on yourself first, and let me know how it went.