Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while the men tried to concentrate on their Saturday afternoon poker game. His father tried in every way to get Johnny to occupy himself, but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
The players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle returned in a short time without Johnny and without comment, and the game resumed.
For the balance of the afternoon, there was no trouble from Johnny. After the game had ended and the players were settling their wins and losses, one of the men asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you do to Johnny?"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I showed him how to jerk off."
2007-11-16 01:17:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Lol
2007-11-16 05:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-11 19:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 01:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't say funny, because i read a whole three paragraphs and was then a bit disappointed by the punch line, long jokes either have to be hilarious at the end or constantly funny.
2007-11-16 01:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by KING 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG LOL hilariously priceless
2007-11-16 01:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
You either hate or love johnny jokes. I love them!
2007-11-16 01:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Kyle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh that's funny. lol
That Uncle is bad to the b0ner. ohhhh bad pun lol.
2007-11-16 01:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao that will keep the youngster occupied
2007-11-16 01:22:09 · answer #8 · answered by O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one hahaha
2007-11-16 04:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like pedophilia.
2007-11-16 01:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by Tripod T 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋