Does anyone else believe in Jesus Cripes?
The son of Gosh, Of the church of holy moly
I don't make fun of it either.
I don't want to go to heck!
I believe in Jesus Cripes and his mother, Geez Louise!
And all the disciples: Golly, Gee Willickers, Goody Goody Gumdrops, Gee Whiz, Holy Cow, By Gum, and Sweet Patootie.
2007-11-16 01:13:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
realize, if you don't believe me, i have no choice but to Dang you to Heck, for evers and evers
2007-11-16 01:14:28 · update #1
Happy 2, consider yourself danged
2007-11-16 01:20:34 · update #2
and don't give me any of this "jesus cripes was married to sweet patootie" business either
2007-11-16 01:21:59 · update #3
lol im afraid you are going to have to Dang me to Heck
2007-11-16 01:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by oceansoul 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Nice and all, but I'm in the newly-formed cult that believes Gee Whiz to be the son of Gosh.
2007-11-16 01:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
would somebody as phlippiant as you on such holy subject be influence by a pillar of light brighter than the sun, blinding you? Saul was bigger than phlippiant, Saul was defiant to the point of shedding the blood of those who believed in Jesus....but Saul got a special repremand from our King...would that work for you, brother Magley64...? or would you still be follwing a silly version of this religion. I'm asking seriosly in research [see my past questions] on how/why did Saul get such a divine revelation. Would you please consider using your imagination by becomeing saul for just that crucial moment. Would the result of been the same?
2007-11-16 02:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by travis 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You mean the Sacred Temple of Sophmoric Sarcasm?
2007-11-16 02:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this might be worth looking into nothing else makes since a giant finger creating a garden of good doing there is proof of dinos but not god
2007-11-16 03:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by faith_lillie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I am the Prophet of Min, God of Lettuce (among other things). Repent NOW salad eater or SUFFER!!!!
2007-11-16 01:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't prescribe to any religion, but this one might be worth review!
Great for a Friday morning!
2007-11-16 02:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Crepes is tastier.
2007-11-16 04:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe in Jesus H.
but I dont like him very much...or his dad. What a douche!!
2007-11-16 01:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sweet sufferin' succotash!
2007-11-16 01:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋