...and he says to Him,
"God! How long is a million years to you?"
God answers, "A mere second!"
The man says, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God answers, "A mere penny!"
Then the man says, "Well in that case, can you give me a penny, God?"
God says, "Sure thing! Just hold on a second."
^_^
2007-11-16 01:04:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
dud. Hey, I fixed this.
I typed, Oh, I git'it now. Funny!
2007-11-16 01:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by I'M NOT DEAD YET 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I responded to a request recently from a guy wondering if we believed in the power of prayer, and if so to pray for him to win a million dollars. I gave him that same exact joke and got quite a few thumbs down, with one or two thumbs up. I still think it's a good joke, and was pleased about my answer.
2007-11-16 23:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by Andi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are able to consult with God. he's the main powerful personage of all time and yet He welcomes each and every person human beings to speak to Him. something you ask in accordance to his will He hears you. seems staggering would not it? That the only that formed the earth and stars is so on the brink of you in my opinion. Humbly physique of innovations your father and talk to Him. once you're completed..say...with the aid of Jesus Christ ..Amen. Jesus is the only thank you to God. The "Our Father" prayer is in Matthew 6:9..that is going to help you start. yet God desires to take heed to your pleas on your individual words. do no longer forget to thank Him for all He has completed for you. and quickly he will deliver somebody to coach you the thank you to serve Him total-souled.
2016-10-16 23:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....So the man thought some more and asked "When are you returning?"
And God said, "in a little while"
And the man asked "Can you heal my mother only has hours to live?"
God replied, "Wait a minute, I am looking for that penny."
2007-11-16 01:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL give me a penny too :)
2007-11-16 01:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by colo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello who has stolen my pennies.
2007-11-16 01:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Drop short and duck 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like that one.
2007-11-16 01:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by rikirailrd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Nice and sweet!
2007-11-16 01:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-11-16 01:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile!
2007-11-16 01:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋