Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed
in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.
At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow,
unbelievable!"
Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"
Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and
find my wife."
"How come?"
"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on
I've ever had in my life!"
After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with
you?"
"Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?"
"Because that's my di*k you're holding."
2007-11-16 00:02:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi, I'm Bill!
2007-11-16 04:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Preverted
2007-11-16 08:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, its funny for a pub joke but not for a wedding speech !
2007-11-16 08:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by llomil 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You won't give up, will you ! You must have the biggest collection of rubbishy old jokes on earth! ! !
2007-11-16 08:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by only2days2go 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's a little funny, but more gross than anything!
2007-11-16 09:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it took me ages to get it tho lol
2007-11-16 08:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, brilliant joke.
2007-11-16 09:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funnyish lol
2007-11-16 08:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by Yorkshire Gurlie ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl hahaha lol*
2007-11-16 13:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!
2007-11-16 08:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋