An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” He then jabs a thin finger at the Irishman, “You’re in charge of digging.” Finally, he turns to the Chinaman, “And you’re in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.” Two hours later, the foreman returns to find the pile of sand untouched, and the Italian and Irishman standing nearby. “Why didn’t you touch it?” he says. The Italian looks at him. “We didn’t have a broom or shovel. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and we couldn’t find him.” Annoyed, the foreman storms off to find the errant Oriental. Just then, the Chinaman leaps from behind the sand. “Supplies!” he yells
2007-11-15 23:29:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are quite the comedian aren't you. Very good :-)
2007-11-15 23:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ooh, just the job tae brighten up ma day aff. Huv a wee interesting star- loved it!!!
2007-11-15 23:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
BTW, Bumumble, "Supplies" is supposed to be "Surprise!" in a Chinese accent.
2007-11-15 23:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's going to be used in my local tomorrow night.
2007-11-16 01:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a old joke and not funny and thanx for the 2 pts
2007-11-16 01:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tee hee! Good one!
2007-11-15 23:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Flit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke
2007-11-15 23:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one , I'll use this at the takeaway tonight.
2007-11-15 23:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by ORC 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
funny. i am still laughinh at te joke. you get starred
2007-11-15 23:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-11-15 23:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋