One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolls to a stop at the kerb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulls away, the cabbie is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Er, where to?" he stammers. "Just take me to the Union Station," answers the woman. "You got it," he nods, taking another long glance in the mirror. Looking up, the woman catches him staring. "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?" The driver coughs politely. "Well, I'd just noticed that you're completely naked." "So?" "Well I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare." Nodding slowly, the woman spreads her legs and puts her feet up on the front seat headrests. "Well," she smiles at the driver. "Does this answer your question?" "Bloody hell," cries the cabbie, still staring in the mirror. "Got anything smaller?"
2007-11-15 22:53:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahh takes me back to my cab driving days
a star for you sir
2007-11-15 23:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 23:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now i really thought this was going to be a fun joke but that ended soooo not funny.
2007-11-15 22:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats the point in sticking the first paragraph on? its supposed to be : Jhonny and Jimmy were sitting with there parents at breakfast , Jhonny says , "Mum can i please have some ******* eggs?" The father gets up and shouts the son never to swear and tellls him to go to his room , hes grounded. The mother says "so jimmy what do you want?" "well i don't want f***ing eggs thats for sure"
2016-05-23 09:22:19 · answer #4 · answered by cathy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny
2007-11-15 23:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got anymore rude jokes? ones that are more funny?!
2007-11-15 22:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by heat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2007-11-15 23:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....nice one
2007-11-15 23:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by pokerfacelad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
briiliant LOL
2007-11-15 22:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by angelrose0105 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was well worth a star for ua .... thanks for sharing your good joke brightened up my day :O)
2007-11-15 22:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by Deb S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋