Religious boy?

Question

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!

Answer 1

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very good joke
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Answer 2

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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take
his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and
the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ***." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed
onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?'"
I said, 'No, sir. I'm too scared.'" "So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis
out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! "He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your ***.'" "So, did you jump?" asked the father. "Well, a little, at first..."

Answer 3

i does not see a difficulty as long as your no longer obsessing over them and observing them on an extremely accepted foundation. additionally that your sexual dating with your spouse is nice, in case you preserve her chuffed and he or she then you greater activities are merely that and not a hinderance. as long because it particularly is not a bypass time which interfers with different factors of your existence ie no time through flicks. And finally if she asks then I owuld say yeah be honest approximately them. upload to this I puzzled why you asked the question a million. faith performs a great section; this si something in basic terms you may settle with your self, the church homes have many diverse policies and regrettably there are maximum of the thank you to inturpted scriptures. (an entire new communique as you say) yet your spouse no longer liking it exhibits there ought to be reason for concern? in the adventure that your spouse is nice and shield with out extensive non secular arguements against the problem then there whould be little for her to be upset approximately, if no longer then there's a extensive reason to initiate speaking it over, in my humble opinion, to discover a chuffed medium.

Answer 4

Funny! 10!

Answer 5

That's fantastic one of the best jokes I've heard on here.

Have a star.

Answer 6

Hahah that was a good one! Have a star.

Answer 7

that was such a cool joke. i read it 4 times.

Answer 8

hahaha funny

Answer 9

good one

Answer 10

very good